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World’s Smallest Violin

The perfect way to tell your friends… stop complaining! The World’s Smallest Violin!

Are you tired of sympathizing with your friends and family without any real empathy? Look no further than the World’s Smallest Violin! This tiny plastic instrument is sure to make you the most sarcastic and apathetic person in the room.

With a simple press of a button on the back, the World’s Smallest Violin plays a heart-wrenching tune that is sure to evoke a “wow” or “how sad” from even the most unsympathetic people. Perfect for those moments when someone just won’t stop complaining and you want to let them know that their problems don’t really matter.

The World’s Smallest Violin may be small in size, but it’s big on attitude. Its compact design allows you to carry it with you wherever you go, making it a great conversation starter and a perfect accessory for those who just can’t be bothered.

So next time someone starts whining about their day or their broken heart, just whip out the World’s Smallest Violin and let them know that you’ve heard it all before. Get yours today and start playing the world’s saddest tune with the world’s smallest violin!

About this item
  • Boohoo, send your friend your condolences with the world’s smallest violin by playing a sad song.
  • Funny novelty gift idea for friends and family that complain too much. Show your friends how much you actually care for their sorrows.
  • Battery quality may vary, be prepared to replace the battery. Make sure to pull the battery tab out lightly. Sometimes the battery may loosen from pulling out the tab and the sound will not work properly. Try inserting the tab back in and removing it several times to reset it.
  • Press firmly and hold the button on the back of the violin to play a sad song, it will repeat if held. The music will stop if the button is released. Be sure to press harder than you expect to engage the button, otherwise the sound may loop prematurely.
  • If there are still sound quality issues please try tapping the violin on a desk lightly, the batteries inside may be loose. If that does not work, try replacing the three “Ag3” batteries by undoing the screws on the back. LED is disabled to increase battery life. Fresh batteries should last a long time.
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The World’s Tiniest Violin

Perfect for being completely unsympathetic!

“Oh… poor you… I’m playing you a song on the world’s smallest violin.” -Some jerk, probably

Well, little did that jerk know that you actually have a teeny tiny violin! Or.. you could!

This tiny violin looks exactly like the real thing, with true to life wooden and metal pieces. It comes with a matching case, stand, and bow. You’ll have everything you need to front a teeny string quartet!

Very detailed miniature replica of violin(Non Playable Simulate Instrument)

Approx.Size:3.15″x1.18″x0.59″ // 8cm x 3cm x 1.5cm

Material:Wooden,String Configuration:4 String

Including: 1x Violin Miniature,1x Stand,1x Bow,1x case.

Nice gift for families and friends.Also fit for Action Figures and Dolls.

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