Miniature Seinfeld Festivus Pole

A mini Festivus for the rest of us!

Now you too can celebrate Festivus! This kit is fantastic. Guaranteed to get a laugh from any true Seinfeld fan, this is a perfect holiday gift.

This hilarious kit comes with a 9 inch tall Festivus pole with four different buttons for playing actual audio from Seinfeld. Listen to Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) explain all the hallmarks of the holiday–The Story of Festivus; The Festivus Pole; The Airing of Grievances; and The Feats of Strength.

In addition to the Festivus Pole, this kit includes two great Festivus Seinfeld magnets, and five donation cards for the Human Fund. This kit is great fun, and a great value.

Celebrate Festivus– the Seinfeld holiday “for the rest of us”– with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole.

Kit includes:

9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)

5 Human Fund donation gift cards

2 magnets

Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!

Button 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Button 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!

Button 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!

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